When the Walgreens cashier asked if I wanted a bag for my purchase I was hoping for something a little more discrete than the giant clear plastic garbage bag that she proceeded to put my item into.
After a long day at work I was not really looking forward to navigating the center aisle of a crowded bus with my giant trash bag of toilet paper.
It was amazing the stares I got from people as I walked down the street with my clear Santa Claus sack filled with Quilted Northern.
Then, once I got on the bus it was like people didn't want to stand close to the guy with the twelve pack of TP.
OK, maybe the stares were not because of the twelve double rolls of toilet paper in my clear garbage bag.
Maybe, just maybe, people were staring at my pants that I had rolled up to be "man" Capris.
It was 86 degrees in San Francisco today. I stand proud in my rolled up pants and TOMS shoes.
Oh, and if you need to borrow any toilet paper, I have a few rolls!
The Song Of The Day - Vogue By Madonna